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Another HVAC/R tech in the making

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Catpower, Nov 6, 2017.

  1. Catpower

    Catpower The Crowd Pleaser

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    Woman Having Affair While Husband Is At Work
    A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

    The little boy says, “Its dark in here.”

    The man says, “Yes, it is.”

    Boy ~ “I have a baseball.”

    Man ~ “That’s nice.”

    Boy ~ “Want to buy it?”

    Man ~ “No, thanks.”

    Boy ~ “My dad’s outside.”

    Man ~ “OK, how much?”

    Boy ~ “$250?

    In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.



    Boy ~ “Its dark in here.”

    Man ~ “Yes, it is.”

    Boy ~ “I have a baseball glove.”

    The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, “How much?”

    Boy ~ “$750?

    Man ~ “Fine.”

    A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove, let’s go outside and have a game of catch.”

    The boy says, “I can’t, I sold my baseball and my glove.”

    The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”

    Boy ~ “$1,000?

    The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that…that is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”

    They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

    The boy says, “Dark in here.”

    The priest says, “Don’t start that crap again.”
     
  2. pecmsg

    pecmsg Junior my ASS

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    :lachen::lachen::lachen:
     
  3. Zman

    Zman Hanging by a Thread

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    I wonder if Priest ever get together and talk about what they Heard behind the curtain today. You know,have a couple of drinks(wine),share a few laughs,a couple of WOWS! :rolleyes:
     
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  4. mike1020

    mike1020 entitled millennial

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    Little boy should just consider himself lucky that the priest didn’t go after him
     
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  5. Joeysmith

    Joeysmith New Member

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    Look hard enough on the net I bet you find a pro priest forum
     
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  6. knave

    knave Undeterred

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    ^Admin there? :D
     
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  7. mike1020

    mike1020 entitled millennial

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  8. Zman

    Zman Hanging by a Thread

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    The Mod Gods are watching...:oops:...you don't wanna see their Bant Camp! :nono:
     
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  9. Joeysmith

    Joeysmith New Member

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    And the NSFW section :mrbill:
     
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  10. mike1020

    mike1020 entitled millennial

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