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Buddha Knows Stuff

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Catpower, Nov 9, 2017.

  1. Catpower

    Catpower The Crowd Pleaser

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    As Buddha was quoted: “There are three things that cannot be easily hidden, the sun, the moon, the truth."
    Two Truths and 5 Rules of Life

    SIMPLE TRUTH 1:
    Lovers help each other undress before sex.
    However, after sex, they always dress on their own.
    Moral of the story -- In life, no one helps you once you're screwed..
    SIMPLE TRUTH 2:
    When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, "Congrats."
    But, none of them comes up to the man - touch his penis and say, "Good job."
    Moral of the story -- Hard work is rarely appreciated.
    FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:
    1. Money cannot buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.
    2. Forgive your enemy - but remember the asshole's name.
    3. If you help someone when they're in trouble - they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
    4. Alcohol does not solve any problems - but then, neither does milk.
    5. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
    BONUS RULE:
    Condoms do not guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.