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My new truck

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Catpower, Feb 3, 2018.

  1. Catpower

    Catpower The Crowd Pleaser

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    I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It'll run on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.

    Had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.
    The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated.

    ‘Nelson', the technician said to the radio.

    The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

    'Willie!' he continued, and 'On The Road Again’ came from the speakers.

    Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

    I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, ‘Beethoven', I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, ‘Beatles', I'd get one of their awesome songs.

    Well, yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her.

    I yelled, 'You Crazy Bitch!' Immediately the radio responded with, “Ladies and gentlemen,
    The Democratic Minority Leader of the House of Representatives .... Nancy Pelosi!”

    Damn, I love this truck..
     
  2. truecountry

    truecountry gosh damn mrs sg is mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm and sum

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    Rollling on the floor laughinggggggggggggggggggggggggg
     
  3. truecountry

    truecountry gosh damn mrs sg is mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm and sum

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    I'm borrowing this lol ..I got a few people to piss off on facebook
     
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  4. mike1020

    mike1020 entitled millennial

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    Yell “you ****ing cocksucker” into the radio and see who comes on
     
  5. Catpower

    Catpower The Crowd Pleaser

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    Barack *****
     
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  6. Zman

    Zman Hanging by a Thread

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    Too many too list!
     
  7. Zman

    Zman Hanging by a Thread

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    I'd like to put these two put in the same room and listen to em Fight it out,just to see who wins :p maxresdefault.jpg