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Nursery rhymes

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by oroy54, Nov 3, 2017.

  1. oroy54

    oroy54 New Member

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    Little Miss Muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and whey.
    1. What is a tuffit
    2. What is curds?
    3. What is Whey?

    No google Ken!
     
  2. crackertech

    crackertech assholiness *

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  3. knave

    knave Undeterred

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    Tuffet?
     
  4. Zman

    Zman Hanging by a Thread

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    I've been told by my Stupervisor, it's his whey or the high whey and to tuffit out! But a curd? I believe is a Region in the Middle East, Iraq I think. :confused::headscratch:
     
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  5. knave

    knave Undeterred

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    How about

    Rub-a-dub, dub,

    3 men, in a TUB!
     
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  6. jpb2

    jpb2 Dog Tard *

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    Hickory dickory doc that whore was sucking my cock
     
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  7. doc havoc

    doc havoc A cunning linguist

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    There once was a man from Nantucket...
     
  8. doc havoc

    doc havoc A cunning linguist

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    Roll, roll, roll a joint
    Twist it at the end
    Take a puff, that's enough
    And pass it to a friend.
     
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  9. Catpower

    Catpower The Crowd Pleaser

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    Here's the tale about old Sally Brown,
    she swore no man could put her down,
    she made her home in the blue balls bar,
    and men would come from near and far
    over the hill came piss pot Rick with 19 pounds of swinging dick,
    Rick roared into town like a south bound freight,
    right then ol Sal knew she had met her fate
    Ol Rick used a knot hole to get his hard,
    Sal used a fence post and a bucket of lard

    And that is about all I can remember
     
  10. QueenofFrognot

    QueenofFrognot New Member

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    When men where bold and nights where cold. Men tied sock around their cock and screwed the night contented.
     
  11. Snoring Beagle

    Snoring Beagle Need Little - Want Less - Love More

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    https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Lil_the_Whore
     
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  12. frozensolid

    frozensolid Psychologist's Dream

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    Bill and Hill went to the till
    Hoping for a payoff
    Bill would sieze
    Big speaking fees
    And Uranium tumbled after
     
  13. Chuck

    Chuck SSP

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    Tuffit would be a clump of grass or moss.
     
  14. Chuck

    Chuck SSP

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    OK, I was wrong. I just googled it
     
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  15. crackertech

    crackertech assholiness *

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    Roy said no google :chairshot:
     
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  16. crackertech

    crackertech assholiness *

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    I knew because I’m old and wise :D
     
  17. crackertech

    crackertech assholiness *

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    And smarter than any cheese head.:p
     
  18. Jon

    Jon Team Canada

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    Canada eh!
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  19. Catpower

    Catpower The Crowd Pleaser

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  20. Chuck

    Chuck SSP

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    No, you answered ass which is also incorrect
     
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