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State Trooper

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by 4x4Freak, Nov 6, 2017.

  1. 4x4Freak

    4x4Freak New Member

    Kermit, TX
    Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick.

    The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver asks, "What the hell was that for?"

    The cop answers, "You're in Texas son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car."

    The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here."

    The cop runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back, walks around to the passenger side, and taps on the window.

    The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick.

    The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for, sir?"

    The cop says, "Just making your wish come true."

    The passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?"

    The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're going to say to your buddy, "I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me!"

  2. Zman

    Zman Hanging by a Thread

    The "I know a Guy" State
    Like the Telephone Tuff Guy...or worse,the keyboard Crap on Guy...or the Alcohol Muscles Man. Now combine Alcohol and a Keyboard? Now that's trouble! Don't Drink & type. :D
  3. doc havoc

    doc havoc A cunning linguist

    45.780245, -91.731582
    Stop by the drinking thread. We do it all the time!:alcy::D
  4. Daryl_Dixon

    Daryl_Dixon New Member

    I'm the heavyweight drunk keyboard kung fu champion!
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  5. Rather B Riding

    Rather B Riding Behind bars

    If they start going after people for that I may be in trouble.
  6. oroy54

    oroy54 New Member

    Victoria, Texas
    And they wonder why we drink,
    Texas-Tech and Rather B Riding like this.
  7. frozensolid

    frozensolid Psychologist's Dream

    Because we can...
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